From the rails – this is how I would describe Donald Trump When he says that he will be a defender of women.
The other day I woke up and grabbed my mobile phone to check the e -mail, where, thanks to the Internet, I had the pleasure of hearing how the former president told me about the situation with American women. Early Trump in the early morning is not quite a dream scenario for most of us girls, but what the hell. This morning I learned that my current state of what I always considered moderate happiness was just an illusion, a cruel farce arranged by fake news to make all of us women feel that we are satisfied with life under Joe Biden And evil Kamala Harris.
But Trump enlightened me. It turns out that I am less healthy, less safe on the streets and poorer, I pay more for all the cosmetics that I carry smuggling from the products so that the hubby did not see that I spend too much on frivolous things. (In addition, we, girls, have to buy a lot of cosmetics in order to preserve our appearance, so that the hubby does not exchange us for a younger model, as Trump did. But I am extrapolating here. For the sake of justice, Trump would not actually describe this as a subtle image that underlies his common message for us, due to the fact that I have no education or intellect use words such as “trail”.)
But I was distracted. Apparently, I “are more tense, depressed, unhappy and less confident in the future than four years ago.” God! All this is enlightenment even before I get out of bed in the morning. Fortunately, help is already on the way.
“I will fix all this, and quickly. Finally, this nation, our national nightmare will come to an end.” Why? Because Trump will be our defender!
The good old Donald Trump will provide me with “security at the border.” (I assume that he has in mind the border with Mexico, and not the boundaries of my hometown, which the FBI characterizes as one of the safest in the country, partly because many of its immigrant citizens are exemplary citizens.) The good news is that Trump will not only ensure the safety of my border. He is going to make me and all other members of my female detachment safe “on the sidewalks [our] Now cruel cities in the suburbs are under siege of migrant criminals. ” Who knew?
The best news is that Trump, being a real friend of women, is not content only to ensure the safety of my border. Nope. He deals with all those problematic emotional problems with which we girls are fighting when we get curlers, apply makeup and put on six -inch heels so that our butt swaying when we go.
Donald assures me that I “will no longer be abandoned, lonely or scared. I will no longer be in danger, I will no longer worry about all the problems that are in our country today.”
How? Trump will be my defender! Women will be “happy, healthy, confident and free.” All that we need to do is to vote for him.
Wow! I'm so glad. And that day I did not even get out of bed. There is no need. I can just roll over and fall asleep again, knowing that the old “grab them by the pussy” works and cares about me.
A person, according to the jury, must pay E. Gene Carroll 83.3 million dollars for sexual violence and slander are taken away from his many appeals and his presidential campaign, which will be my defender. A person who paid money for silence to the star of films for adults Stormy Daniels will take care of me and appointed judges who canceled the Row's case against Wade. A man, known for his humiliating, derogatory and simply disgusting comments about women, this man will be our defender, ladies. All that we need to do is put on stilettos and hurry to vote for him, and we will be “happy, healthy, self -confident and free.”
Seriously?
Recently, I have been thinking a lot about the moral courage of some republican leaders – women like Liz Cheney – who found the strength to confront Donald Trump. The former congressman-republican, along with Harris on Wednesday, held a pre-election campaign in Wisconsin, known as the place of the emergence of the Republican Party. Three more women-republicans, former Trump assistants in the White House Cassidy HatchinsonAlissa Fara Gryffin and Sarah Matthews are going to hold a campaign in support of Harris in Pennsylvania next week. I know that not all Republicans and, of course, not all women are so stupid as to succumb to Trump's frank lies about how he will treat women. We finally got a chance-a great chance-to choose a strong woman who will work on the post of president to ensure equal handling with women. Why does any woman return to the world of fake protection proposed by Trump?
The time has come for a president. Women can change the situation in these elections, voting for Harris and letting Trump understand that he no longer needs to “protect” women. We can take care of ourselves perfectly.
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