Welcome to our series Remert explainsThe field from time to time 28-year-old Rembert Brown will watch a video from the past. Rembert will record his thoughts when he watches the video, then we will publish these thoughts here. This week is the last issue selected by Rembert Brown: “To release the Dragon” of SISKI, since 1999. If you have an idea for the future episode Rembert, unfortunately, this is too late.
(This is not the first time I wrote about this video on Grantland. In one of the early posts of the YouTube glory hall. [date: October 26, 2011]It was my Blurb peak “The worst musical clips of all time.” He feels good to go for a long time, four full years later.)
0:02 This video is already more expensive than it should be. After two seconds, there was already the sound of a helicopter, an air shot and a real crowd.
0:08 Why did all these people appear on this video? I have never seen so many people to make such a bad decision at the same time.
0:11 It is so upset that instead of just making a music video, they tried to turn it into a “film”. This is what happens when you have a “Thong song”, and then you will get a green light to release more single, which should never have been lonely. The release of “untie the dragon” after “Thong Song” is the same as getting good in football, and then just assume that you will automatically be good in poetry.
0:19 Yes, this is a team of barricades and news for Sisqo. Local news team.
0:22 What a time.
I want to clarify something clearly: I love SISKI. He was the leading singer of one of the most underestimated R&B groups for all the time, Dru Hill. Every time I watch the video “5 steps”, I cry, especially when this pigeon will come out at the end, and then the siski to his knees – the Lord Lord Lord.
But this song is unforgivable. And this video absolutely takes him in the first place, in the sense that perhaps he (and all participants) had to go to jail as soon as it was finished.
0:25 People really brought flags to this Sisqo Block party, as it was Glastonbury. Unreal.
0:27 I have not seen this video in many years, so there will be quite a lot of Sisqo realities that, as I forgot, existed. Like a chain.
In addition, why is it emphasized after the Dragon? I am already angry.
0:28 Like a reminder, it was almost half a minute, and there was no music. In addition, why do people help siski put on their jackets, as if he is Jed Bartlet or something like that?
0:29 Imagine that you will get sunglasses from SISKI, and he does not even look at you. Just absolutely disrespectful.
0:37 Siski finally sang something – “Dragon” – in Siskiv. In addition, he promoted the microphone around his finger, which I cannot make GIF, because he will give me a computer virus.
0:38 It is at the moment in the history of music Sisqo that begins one of our biggest buildings, and then immediately allows humanity, as we rarely saw. He amazes us with the spoken word:
What I'm going to do
I'm sure no one expected
But this is what I do
You know me
Right now
I'm going to release a dragon
Uh, come on
0:55 And then a drop:
So I came
N —- S restrain me
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
There is nothing funnier than that. I'm sorry. Nothing. I have never seen anyone less frightening in their most frightening life of life than what the Siski does right here. He lost the battle in front of a minute, and another six minutes.
So I came. N — S restrain me I need oxygen.
One of the best parts is the reaction of the crowd. They love it. “Go, Siski, we love you”, they probably shout when he scolds them here, I come / n —- restraining me.
1:02 I feel that this is definitely Ben Carson's song in Karaoke.
1:03 He has more texts. And not a single one should lose sight of.
Tired of holding back
I'm going to let go of the attack
This is too much. Funny fact: the video “Dragon release” is a prequel for Red tailsField
1:10 One of the notes that I made in this commercial of 2011 about the “Dragon’s interchange” was about the probable plan that led to the writing of the texts: “Siski must say that the N-word more than 70 times.” After 70 seconds, it is very strong at a pace:
Conquered n — s
Banking N — S.
I don't care
You are all my n — S
And don't you know this, the crowd loves it. But this is almost as if he wants the crowd to react to him more seriously, but they are not – perhaps, causing anger, which, in turn, can cause him to unleash the dragon.
1:11 In the event that someone wondered what sound recorder Siskko was at that time:
Yes, the answer, in fact, Def Soul.
1:16 Siski got to the choir, but he is still so serious. And he is on his balcony, with his Red tails Dancers, singing and dancing, begging the crowd to perceive it seriously. But they will not be; The crowd just smiles and encourages from below. He assures them: “You are all n —- S gon ', will make me / untie the dragon.” But they do not listen. Then he is everything: “I know that you really do not want / open the dragon.” But still, they are just so joyful, happy to be at the Sisqo concert. But what they do not know is a fact that SISKI clearly knows is that it is more than any ordinary concert. The rates are at a record high level.
1:18 The Earth begins to tremble, forcing everyone to become a very bad actor.
1:28 Sudden earthquakes become so strong that Siski stops singing. However, without dancing, since he will never slow down red tails. No one can know, but I feel that seismic disorders are slightly connected with this dragon of siski, which continues to talk about.
1:47 At this point of the song/video, this becomes too bad. This is the moment when the video completely captures the song; The number of the scene is three times louder than the text and music, which is intensified only because he sings sinks more – because, you know, this video is real and that's it.
1:56 It's so bad. SISKI is going on for three seconds without singing, and then just shouts “OB”. How it happened. How the hell has it happened?
1:59 Uh.
It may be bad. In addition, most of the crowd was launched to the ground by the fact that the newspaper with sliding hair calls an “earthquake”. But I have a feeling that SISKI is the only one who thinks Wait, this may not be an earthquake, and in this case I Really You may have to open the dragonField
2:08 Boom is dynamite.
This is a dragon, ladies and gentlemen.
3:10 The full minute passes from this dragon, simply destroying everyone in one city quarter, stepping on cars and breaking through the buildings, while various frightened people say: “Oh, shit.” Where is SISKI? Very unclear. Is this SISQO still? Very unclear. The music remained? Very unclear.
3:12 The only thing that is more mysterious than the dragon?
Tatyana Ali. Do not try to understand this. Just accept what happened. Tatyana Ali is going to become a girl in a distress for the Siski dragon in this seven -minine film that could become a vine.
3:26 Oh, hello, Siski, how nice that you will join us in your own music video – now there may be a good time to untie the dragon, Bruch.
3:40 What happens after he sees Tatyan by the dragon is the most stupid thing that I saw when I saw. Firstly, Siski shouts: “Hey!” At the dragon, as if he were in News And it is This is himField
After this dragon-Unleash, from the tactics of fear, the dragon looks directly at him, and Siski says: “What do you think you are doing, scaring people, stepping on cars?”
The dragon breathes on it, running Siskko back into the doorway, and then From nowhere Music begins again, and he just sings “oh on on”. This is almost as if it were done in one case, no script, and everyone was just ill on board.
3:46 “I know that you really do not want” – Siski, covered with a saliva dragon, a dragon.
4:11 This dragon, obviously, is very fast, begins to swing on it, as in a mosquito that he is. Fortunately for Sisqo, it is really good in front swimming.
4:41 The next 30 seconds are really dark, even according to the standards to “untie the dragon.” After all this, they had a nerve untie the two rap stikha Two rapper, whom I refuse to look up, both of which wear outfits of snake skin, wrapped in a bacon -indoor.
And for those of you who are concerned about the plot of the dragon, in the city, yes, this verse takes place in the room, which the dragon had just destroyed. And no, they are not concerned about their safety, because there is no doubt in the room.
5:00 Here is your five-minute in Sisqo-in-A Matrix Update, for those who are still sick enough to read this:
It is also the moment when I understand that this is the greatest video of my time. It is like seven different nightmares sewn together, gathered with endless budgets of the late 90s.
5:20 SISKI makes coups and avoiding the dragon, but I also remembered that SISKI has a tattoo of the abdomen. I just didn't want to leave it.
In addition, SISKI kicks his little ass, but does it in style.
This shot alone is more expensive than KnichField
6:00 If you have not guessed, Siski will ultimately win a real dragon, revealing his inner dragon. What exactly is his inner dragon? Dancing the dragon to death.
At first he makes his heroic movements:
And then he puts on his shades (this time, on his own).
And then he runs under the dragon, forcing him to fall into the lane, the end.
Yes, this is how he defeats the dragon and saves the world. Like every boss of the first level of video games, he simply confuses her, and he dies. Wow, some dragons have Sisco inside. It is good that he is so smart when his black outfit becomes red, and he becomes a dragon, pulling out a real dragon. Thank God for SISKI.
6:33 What does Sisqo do next … just sit down before reading the next line. This is actually too much, the nerve that he has at the moment.
“Sisqo. N-what »-Dragon sisqo to the Dead Dragon.
We are not worthy.
There is a little more in the video, but basically it just calls the other dragons “n — S”. I am so glad that this terrible song, and this terrible video happened. Without this, a third of my tears for life would never have left my eyes. Thank you, Siski, for the fact that I constantly transferred me to the gate of Valhalla every time I push this work of art.
