Nike SB, we should know! Who came up with the inspired idea to create a skateboarding division of a typical sneaker brand to collaborate with none other than Nardwuar Human Towel?
Nardwuar himself certainly knows the answer, as the interviewer is known for unearthing truths that many of his subjects have yet to discover for themselves, let alone anyone else. Obviously, Nard is also a style icon, so perhaps it's no surprise that the Nardwuar x Nike SB Dunk Low collab is rumored to release for the Holiday 2025 season.
UPDATE (Oct. 11, 4:39 p.m. ET): The Nardwuar Nikes have finally set a launch date, with the sneakers available at skate shops starting December 6th and on the SNKRS app starting December 9th. Video Storage showsThe Nard will also hit sneaker retailers ahead of the release, including Toronto's Adrift on November 24th, Bluetile Lounge on November 25th, and Vancouver's Menu on December 7th.
Sneaker design mockups have already surfaced online, and they're as festive as you think. Inspired by his signature plaid cap (and frequently worn pants of the same color), the two available colorways include a pattern of varying degrees of brightness if you prefer a more modest foot.true. The insoles even reportedly feature Nardwuar's infamous interview signature: “Doot doola doot doo… doot doo!”
The Nardwuar x Nike SB Dunk Low is expected to retail for around $135. Just doo-dula, do it!






