“Weekend Update” hosts Michael Che and Colin Jost brought their usual pop culture jokes to “Saturday Night Live” on the Dec. 13 episode, and several topics piqued their interest. Diversity readers this week. He is one of the biggest jokes in pop culture.
On Trump's recent events at the Kennedy Center:
Last week, President Trump hosted several events at the Kennedy Center, including an awards ceremony for Sylvester Stallone, Gloria Gaynor and the rock band KISS, as well as a musical performance by The Village People. Which begs the question: Is Donald Trump gay from 1978? Trump also said the proposed merger between Netflix and Warner Brothers Discovery could be an issue, adding a “bribe.” In response, Netflix is offering Trump a one-night stand with Demon Hunter K-Pop.”
About the Golden Globe nominations:
“The Golden Globe nominations have been announced, with the most nominations going to One Battle After Another and the fewest nominations going to Michael Che's Wait, Medea Has a Daughter?”
From Jane Wickline's song about the young cast of Stranger Things, with Yost's interjections:
“We are programming monsters that we will soon lose control of. They take on any job and the singularity is approaching. They can become smarter than us, will they be our undoing? I think we all know the theme I am raising. We have little time to stop them, we must kill them while they are still weak: child actors from “Stranger Things.'”
Jost: “I actually thought you were talking about AI.”
“AI is just a distraction. The real threat here is Sadie Sink and her Stranger Things co-stars.”' Stranger Things is ending. They will have so much free time. What if they became self-aware? We need to keep them busy. They can mobilize their followers, 60 million followers. We need to keep them busy.”
Jost: “I just don’t understand what you think the danger is!”
“The Stranger Things kids use a cubic mile of water every minute. If hell exists, Gaten Matarazzo belongs to it. They are destroying the environment and killing the economy. Finn Wolfhard is the devil to me.
Six of them are now in the same room, preparing for the upcoming elections. And for these reasons I support Vecna.”
Yost: “Vecna! Jane, these kids are harmless. All they do is go to Hot Ones.”
“Colin, things that start out funny can become important. Joe Rogan used to force people to eat bugs and now he's the President of the United States. Everyone's focused on Stranger Things and they ignore strange things from strangers on the Internet, thinking these six weird kids are no threat, but they are the devil. We're far from the truth, but I have a plan. I'll tie some cheese to a string, put a stick under a box big enough to catch the six weird kids. I I will become a hero. I will win the award. “You stopped the apocalypse,” President Chatbot smiles at me. I have to break the brains of six strange children and force them to join the cast of “All Is Fair.”
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