Gen X, baby boomers’ morning sex making them better workers

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The secret to success may well be morning sex.

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What a work bonus!

Online pharmacy ZipHealth examined the link between sex and ambition by surveying 1,000 American full-time workers.

Their conclusions suggest that starting the day with intimacy in the early hours can improve productivity for the rest of the day.

Full-time workers who have sex in the morning before work reported the highest levels of productivity (71%), task completion (70%), focus (58%) and motivation (57%).

More than half (51%) of workers who admitted to having morning sex said they received a promotion in the past year, while nearly one in five (19%) morning sex workers said they received a promotion in the past year.

Who is the most productive?

All this morning sex is led by unambitious young workers.

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Rather, the study found that Generation X and Baby Boomers are the most likely to have morning sex (20%), followed by Millennials (17%) and Generation Z (16%).

When it comes to professions, those who work in marketing tend to have busier mornings than others.

Hospitality, manufacturing and construction workers ranked second, third and fourth, respectively.

Executives most often have morning sex

Meanwhile, those in the entertainment industry are the fifth most likely workers to start their day by hauling hay.

According to the study, the hierarchy of workers most likely to have morning sex starts at the top.

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26% of executives and business owners were most likely to get into work at the crack of dawn, followed by senior managers or department heads at 23%.

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Slightly below them were first-level managers or group leaders with 20%, and middle and entry-level employees were equal with 16%.

Canoodling or coffee?

And forget about coffee or tea; More than a third (35%) of respondents said that morning sex improves their mood more than caffeine before work.

“Compared to other times of the day, such as the evening or late at night, morning intimacy consistently ranks highest in all indicators of emotional and mental well-being,” the study notes.

“In a culture obsessed with productivity hacks, perhaps one of the simplest and most enjoyable hacks is already in the bedroom,” he continued.

“A little morning connection could be the secret to feeling happier, more confident and, yes, even more successful at work.”

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