How does Grandpa Trump tell stories around the fire at Christmas? He seems to have released a flurry of over 100 posts on Truth Social, lying, complaining and congratulating himself.
Early Thursday morning, Trump posted a stream of messages targeting former Presidents Joe Biden and Barack Obama, Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ilhan Omar, Senator Mark Kelly, Somalis in Minnesota, the Michigan Secretary of State, Democrats in California and “RINOs,” to name a few.
After the flood Trump composed a special message to “the many scoundrels who loved Jeffrey Epstein,” and congratulated himself for “throwing out” the convicted sex offender “long before it was fashionable.”
“Enjoy what could be your last Merry Christmas!” Trump added.
Speaking later Thursday to a child who made the mistake of calling NORAD's Santa Finder, Trump fell into a paranoid spiral.
“Well, we're tracking Santa. We want to make sure that Santa behaves well. Santa is a very good person. We want to make sure that he doesn't get infiltrated, that we don't infiltrate our country with a bad Santa,” Trump saidinventing a new problem for American children.
“So we learned that Santa is good. Santa loves you. Santa loves Oklahoma, and so do I. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election. So, I love Oklahoma. Never leave Oklahoma, okay?”
On Christmas Eve Trump also place a bet Wished everyone a Merry Christmas, “including the radical leftist scum”, and took time to pat himself on the back for what he didn't achieve, such as “No Inflation” and “Trillions of Dollars” from his reciprocal tariffs.
