“Washington is an employee of the Ministry of Justice, accused of Throw a sandwich from the metro into the federal agent He was redirected by the armed team at least half a dozen American marshals in a drama raid on Wednesday evening, they show new videos.
37 -year -old Sean Charles Dunn was engaged to the second time in his apartment about a mile north -west of the White House -after he was spanking with the charge of committing a criminal offense.
Raid's personnel were Author: White House On Thursday evening, with the inscription: “Night routine: the operation“ Make DC SAFE ”again.
Police headquarters, Washington, County of Colombia, today. A dusty, small office.
The trainee goes to wearing a cake with Congratulations! 25 years without crime based on sandwiches It is written on it in large frozen letters. The senior detective j, the younger detective f and sergeant p are sitting around. All clap their hands.
Interns: Who wants to blow up this?
Panikova junior detective K, rushes.
Detective K: Turn on the TV.
They turn on the TV. On the screen, the personnel of an employee of the Ministry of Justice are thrown by Hoagi in a federal employee for law enforcement agencies and a runner.
The trainee throws the cake.
Detective J: No!
Detective K: What did the officers do there in tarnation? Do they not know the first about the prevention of sandwich prisoners?
Interns: This is not like that he hit very much. It seemed raw.
Lady Slut: No. They will consider this. Remember the incident with hot dog in 73?
Detective F: But the hot dog is not a sandwich!
Detective J: The keepers of the record did not agree.
Interns: We had to dismiss record guardians!
Detective J: (Clasping the table with his fist.) This is not the way we do something in the sandwich -division. It does not matter if we get a bad press, for example, on Panini. We do not cut the corners, unless the sandwich is a round -type sandwich.
Detective F: Some.
Officer J: Do you think that 25 years without a sandwich -crowning is just happening?
Interns: No.
Officer J: We worked for it. It was not easy. When I started this rhythm, you could not walk along the street in Washington, not leaking on the grill if you are lucky. Egg salad, if you weren't.
Detective F: Not all sandwiches were harmless. Some were clubs. People were too scared by sandwiches to build a metro in Georgetown.
Officer K: I still have a scar when I took a meatball in my chin in the 96s, and then got into the knife unrelated to.
Officer J: I started here after the transition from the department of bread crimes in France. I spent decades, hunting for a man who once stole bread. My name is Javert, but it doesn't matter. His name was Jin Valzhan. I was also indignant at him, because I had only one name, and he had two.
Interns: It seems excessive.
Officer Javert: I think so too! One name is enough for everyone.
Interns: Oh, I meant, pursued him –
Officer Javert: Right. It was. It turned out that he needed rehabilitation and a second chance, and I did not pursue him through France, I sing. But we learned from this! We realized that if we were active, and not reactive, if we were involved in the communities in which we served, we could find out what was happening and stop it.
Detective F: Most Sandwich Browsing are crimes of opportunities. People who do not carry sandwiches are not inclined to perform a sandwich. They make other types of crime. We brought this statistics to the boss and said: “Are you sure that you want us to go all to eliminate the sandwich? Not a regular crime? Think about all the murders that we could interfere if we just transferred sandwiches to people who were going to commit other crimes. ” And they said: “No, decide the sandwich -crime.”
Detective F: Lunches are a gate.
Officer Javert: Teaching young children to collect their own sandwiches, as if this is a game! We took all this. We started by raising bread, doing indigenous reasons, and then the additional reasons that were imposed on top, and then any sauce that was at the top of this.
Officer K: I remember when Mark Warner He did what, as he claimed, was a melting of the tuna. And everyone said: “Call the Sandwich Presidances division!”
Interns: It was that the beginning of me along this path, sir. I saw this, and I knew that it was an abomination, and I wanted to stop it.
Officer Javert: The fact is that people trust us. We are not just police officers. We know the community to which we serve. We know how de -escalation. We are looking for non -cards decisions. We ask: why someone want Throw a sandwich? How can we fix it? We know who has beef, and if this beef is folded.
Detective F: This did not happen overnight. We learned what to do: to control the supply of mayonnaise. And what to avoid: stupid, authoritarian demonstrations of power.
Interns: Most people do not even know that there is such a thing as a sandwich.
Officer K.: Because no one has a desire.
Interns: And this is from all your tireless work.
Officer Javert: You cannot just enter, at the whim –
Detective F: Or whim.
Officer Javert: – With the troops! This is not right! (WITHPAPEN on TV and sigh.) And they are simply – they ruined everything! They do not stop crime, ordinary or sandwich! They just make good people who want to walk in their areas. I am so angry that I could throw good cakes!
Detective F: (Choking in horror.) NO! You were a mentor!
Officer Javert: With soft bread! Cunning, with the tomato already falling! Just into the air, not on any, in particular.
Officer K: Listen yourself!
Officer Javert: No, you're right. I accept this, ba –
Six armed federal law enforcement officers knock down the door, handcuffs of Javer and begin to remove it.
Officer K: Please! He does not carry! And sandwiches are not weapons!
Federal law enforcement: Sandwich – Prescation is a federal crime.
They pull him, sirens, rattling.
Officer K: This way Too many officers for the sandwich is a passage!
Interns: I am starting to wonder if these people really care about the decision of the sandwich -crusting in general.
