Sunday is for waking up with an incredibly beautiful partner. They turn and quietly whisper in your ear that the two of you should rob a bank. Agree, if only because of the way they roll the letter R in rob on their tongue when they say it. You buy identical ski masks and guns from a completely ordinary man in a parking lot. Next thing you know, you're pressing two barrels against the plastic glass window and screaming at the terrified salesman to put it all in the damn bag. You call your partner, trying to find out how long it will be before the cops show up. “I’m late,” they answer, monotone like a brick. What? You are spinning around. They stand in the middle of the lobby in a pose that raises questions about their treatment of workers. “I’m late,” they repeat. You turn back. Stupid.
You are thrown onto your back, and a dull pain begins to throb in the right side of your abdomen. Bank manager Adrian Edmondson stands over you, pointing the shotgun you used to wield at your head. “Fuzz is on his way, you complete bastard,” he roars, seductively rolling the “R” in “bastard.” — Any last words?
Stop, you think. The words begin to pour out. The first words are taken from DefectorSamer Kalaf, who pulled out receipts from some high-ranking people who threatened to leave New York if Zohran Mamdani was elected its next mayor, which he was.
“Honestly, I've thought about it a lot – and he'll definitely win – he'll like Hoboken or Jersey City or something like that…” Portnoy said when asked where he would move Barstool if or when Mamdani wins…
…Be careful, Hoboken. When reached for comment Thursday, Portnoy declined to say whether he would move forward with plans to move his company, but instead sent the following:
Suck my cock Samer
Sent from my iPhone
Still no siren. Ade's eyes bulge gelatinously behind his glasses as he continues to point the shotgun at your face. More words, this time about Tavern Keeperwhich recently debuted in Early Access and is popular in the Cherry RPS fanzine. PC gamerChristopher Livingston.
When running a pub, you'll often encounter storybook events, many of which give you choices. I had to choose whether I wanted to hire this skeleton to work at my bar (of course I did), and he later had another quandary when he wondered if having the right face could get him more attention from customers. (I said no. I like his skull the way it is.)
Some encounters even feature RPG-style skill checks, such as when I was chasing an arsonist who was setting my tavern on fire and I had to use my agility to grab him.
The police are still nowhere to be seen or heard. Heard. Herdling. Some thoughts from Jay Castello on Unwinnable about Herdling and its comparison with previous works of Okomotive developers, Far away: Lonely Sails And Far away: changing waves.
But if Herdling wants to prove that people are an integral part of the ecosystem, he needs both people and ecosystems. As it stands, all is well in the long run for our boy and our flock, but the rest of the world is nothing.
Somehow you weren't arrested. Time to break out the big guns. Quite a long discussion about historical fiction and how Ghost of Yothei, Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, Assassin's Creed ShadowsAnd Mafia: Old Country keep imagining the past. This is from Reed McCarter My city.
The Middle Ages and early modern times were not theatrical productions. These, too, were times when people were the perpetrators and victims of violence and displacement, the recipients and perpetrators of courageous and kind acts. What the past looks like varies from person to person, culture to culture, nation to nation. It is a vast expanse with both known and unknown territories to explore. Essentially, it's a story we tell about ourselves, sometimes through video game plots.
You fall silent and look back at your failing partner in the hopeless hope that he can still save you. “I’m still delayed,” they declare, “at least until next year.” It's over. Ade Edmondson purrs with joy. Your consciousness is slipping away.
Then, sirens.
