On good authority, I learned from a British guy I know that “tosser” is British slang for a guy who is unpleasant, personally, usually due to personality issues – like no personality at all. So when we refer to Sean Dunn, the guy who was charged with assault after throwing the remains of his sandwich at a federal officer in Washington, D.C., as a “sandwich thrower,” you can appreciate a variety of meanings.
Sean Dunn on roll ttoday, however, as A D.C. jury found him not guilty..
Former Ministry of Justice employee at trial for throwing a sandwich at a federal officer in Washington, D.C., was found not guilty earlier this year on Thursday.
In August, Sean Dunn hit a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agent in the chest with a sandwich. He was charged with assault, resisting, opposing, obstructing, intimidating and interfering with a federal officer.
The jury deliberated for about seven hours before reaching a verdict. After it was read, Dunn hugged his lawyers in the courtroom.
Well, he expressed some gratitude to the lawyers who successfully argued his case; this is a sign that he was, at least at first, okay…bread.
Of course, he had a statement:
“I believe that I defended the rights of immigrants. And let's not forget that the Great Seal of the United States says: E Pluribus Unum,” Dunn said after the verdict. “It means that every life matters, no matter where you come from, no matter how you got here, no matter how you identify, you have the right to live a free life.”
During the trial, Dunn's legal team insisted that he threw the sandwich to protest the president. Donald TrumpThe National Guard was deployed to Washington, D.C., and it was not a brutal attack.
Similar statements are received stale pretty fast, right? Sean Dunn doesn't seem to understand that the question of “how to get here” really matters, and you'd think that he, as a Justice Department official, would at some point bread American immigration laws.
Okay, I have to admit that the legal team is right here. Arguing that throwing a sandwich at someone is violence is kind of loaf. Oh, I suppose that meets the strict legal definition; but apparently the jury involved little more than this to justify Mr. Dunn's exclusion buns in prison. At least they didn't bring him flour.
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Last but not yeastAlthough Sean Dunn was acquitted in the “Wild Sandwich Attack Case,” we can take some satisfaction in the fact that this example of the “deep state” did not escape completely. He's out of a job and apparently without his pension, his benefits, and all those wonderful perks that federal bureaucrats seem to soak up. Perhaps CNN will give him a role somewhere on their network, hopefully not as a food critic.
I additional pose that Mr Dunn can now move on with his life knowing that this court case ultimately turned out to be insignificant dill.
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