Sabrina Carpenter must continue Shark Tank with this product offer! On Thursday Saturday Night Live shared a sketch in which Carpenter “sells” and suggests choosing a “tall, rustic guy” as a partner.
In the sketch, which didn't make it into last Saturday's episode, Carpenter is shown on a boring date with a short or “small” guy before she turns to the camera to watch a commercial. “That's why I switched to… Tall, simple guy,” she says. “No drama, no personality, just a long body with hair on its head!”
Carpenter shows off his version of TPB, played by comedian Ben Marshall, that will make “all the girls” jealous.
Marshall shows off his “warm views” on naps, Christmas gifts and fun with dogs. “Because if you want a deep conversation, bitch, listen to a podcast!” Carpenter jokes, before showing other examples of girls with tall, homely men as partners who don't even know what they do for a living… but they're at least 6'5″ tall!
“Does the tall, homely guy have a perfect face?” says Carpenter. “Girl, I see almost nothing there! It’s none of my business.”
Naturally, the potential partner also has pre-prepared empathic responses, such as, “This sucks!” and “It's crazy” and “It's crazy how much it sucks.” The sketch ends with Carpenter shooting the little king right off the bat before she declares of her new man, “He may not make you laugh or think, but he will make you feel tiny.”
Carpenter performed “Nobody's Son” and “Manchild” during her performance. musical part of the work SNL show. She also appeared in numerous sketches, including “Girlboss Workshop”, “Grind Song” with Bowen Yang, “Plans”, “Surprise” and “Home Appliance Store”.
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