Is this you, RPS readers? It's me, Edwin. I'm back from an unplanned Moe chew last week and unfortunately I still have all my typing fingers. James was kind enough to make a review post in my absencebut the experience has clearly taken its toll on him as he is now in India. James, if I fled to another country every time the Maw ate my colleague, I would have no other countries left to flee to. But hey, pass out. It doesn't look like any major brands will be receiving new shipments this week. It's not like… oh, good gravy.
Monday, October 20
All rodents to their combat posts! And here it is ILA: Frost Slidea tiny open world story featuring a young witch in training. Don't be fooled by Ila's apple-cheeked smile and carefree broom surfing. She's just trying to distract you from the horrors looming behind you.
Tuesday, October 21
Ick, take your katana out of my neck Ninja Gaiden 4! Can't you see I'm trying to free my ankle from my jaws Jurassic World Evolution 3? Play Rock Shuriken Shotgun with painkiller remake, while I'm checking out this neat and relatively uncorporate isopod platformer Mark recommended. Who's that pulling the doorknob? Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2? Quite a plausible story. There is no such thing as Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2. There are only announcements about the delay of Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2.
Wednesday, October 22
The pressure is weakening! Let's play for a minute Sendworkplace superhero comedy in the style of Telltale and may break the crust on Avernum 4: Greed and Glorythe latest CRPG from genre stalwarts Spiderweb. There is also an Internet horror fantasy oneway.exewhich was supposed to come out a couple of weeks ago, and a jumping psycho-platformer Funkyheart.
Thursday, October 23
I open the window and immediately a stream of water hits my apartment. This must be Powerwash 2 Simulator. Water floods the lawn outside, spewing out an angry bouquet of rushing daffodils. This must be a remake of Popcap Plant Against Zombies: Replanted. I run out of the building in a panic and sit on a rope in the corner near Double Dragon Reborn. When I wake up, I am sent to formidable France. Dreamed far awaywhere I try exactly one mini-game before I get flattened huge katamari.
Friday, October 24
We made it to Friday. Finally there is time. Time to sit Bench and feed the pigeons. Time build towersidly. I'm not going to end the week by running off to India like that happy-go-lucky James, but I might make a quick recuperation visit to Gloomhaven. They wouldn't call this place a “haven” if it weren't healthy. I refuse to look up the word “dark” in the dictionary.
Are you keeping an eye on any specific games this week? If I embarrassingly forgot to mention an important release, please respect my chronic lack of self-esteem and don't give me a sign. While James is away, it's just me and Mark handling the non-guide editorial until Friday, plus the evening news from Oisin, so there may be the occasional break in postage. Hope things are going well on your end.
