There is no better place for the holidays than home.
1. Ilhan Omar
Minnesota Democratic Party representative Ilhan Omar tops the list. Omar was born in Somalia. She never really left him, that is, in terms of devotion and affection.
Omar shameful advised America should be “more afraid of white men… because they actually cause the majority of deaths in this country. And so if fear was the driving force behind policies to keep America safe… We should be profiling, tracking, and developing policies to combat white male radicalization.”
Omar did her best to ignore the Somali scam in Minnesota. tell Fox News reporter, she had no regrets about bringing forward the bill related to the alleged $250 million fraud scheme. Omar called cancellation Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). Of course, when it comes to her home country, she immediately becomes a nationalist again by blood and soil, as evidenced by translations of her speeches into Somali. (RELATED: Democratic Boston Mayor Michelle Wu Says Somalis Should Thank City for 'Every Achievement')
IN words Rep. Brandon Gill of Texas, “America would be a much better place” if Omar were returned to her native Somalia.
2. Wajahat Ali
Leftist commentator Wajahat Ali doesn't seem to like white Americans. At least he doesn't hide it.
“You lost. You lost. The mistake you made is that you let us in in the first place. That's what happens to brown people… There's a lot of us. Like, a lot of us… And we multiply. We multiply. And the problem is that you let us in in 1965… Once you let one of us in, you know what happens to the brown people? Our grandmother comes. Our grandfather comes. Our grandfather comes. uncle. Our aunt comes. Our second cousin comes. Our Then you know what, the women of Western civilization? rant.
“So we're embedded. We're everywhere. We're everywhere… Brown people are everywhere… I want you to realize that. You've lost.”
Ali argues for chain remigration on my behalf.
“Your story is a shitty story, filled with misery, filled with bland chicken, filled with terrible, terrible, dry meat, your music sucks, your whole culture sucks… that's why kids listen to black people and their music, that's why kids love Latinos, your parties suck because they're monochromatic, our parties have better food, better music, better looking women.”
Ali honestly thinks he would be happier in Pakistan, or India, or Mexico, or any other country with a white minority. But he—and apparently everyone in his family—still made it to the United States. It's funny how it works.
3. Drivers who don’t understand how to drain a zipper
The car on the left merges. Then the car on the right. Then the car on the left, etc. etc. Even wild boars understand how to do this (as evidenced by this amazing video). Why does zipper merging remain such a constant source of problems for many Americans?
The Trump administration needs to lay down the law: Hire a chauffeur, learn to drive, or enjoy a one-way ticket to anywhere else.
4. Sri Thanedar
Michigan Democratic Rep. Shri Thanedar, who was born in India, introduced articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump in April.
I have submitted articles of impeachment to President Trump.
When Trump ignores the Constitution, Congress and the courts, he is not “fighting for America.”
He is destroying it and jeopardizing our democracy. pic.twitter.com/40iBTZKjkC
— Congressman Shri Thanedar (@RepShriThanedar) April 28, 2025
There is something uniquely arrogant about arriving in a foreign country with a wig in tow and, in a thick accent, demanding the removal of that foreign country's duly elected leader.
Thanedar boasted about introducing articles of impeachment against Secretary of War Pete Hegseth in December, so it appears he has exactly one trick up his sleeve. (RELATED: Democratic Representative Whose Impeachment of Trump Failed Now Trying to Impeach Hegseth Over Drug Boat Strikes)
Anyway. Deport!
5The Elected Mayor Who Claimed She Was An Illegal Alien
“I am illegal in this country. My parents are illegal here in this country,” said Democratic Party spokesman Kaoli Vang Her. declared in June. Later she climbed onto explain that she was a citizen, claiming that her father had falsified some of the original immigration documents. Despite this, she clearly considers illegal migration a badge of honor.
She won the election for mayor of St. Paul, Minnesota, in November.
6. The mayor who barely speaks English
Brian DePena is the mayor of Lawrence, Massachusetts. His English is apparently so bad that he apparently… requires translator from English to Spanish.
Section “About Me” on it website is subtitled “Where He Came From.” The paragraph about his childhood sometimes switches to the present.
“Brian DePena was born in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. However, it was in Misha that Brian grew up with his parents and siblings. It was at Misha that Brian received his primary and secondary education. He later returned to Santo Domingo (the capital) to study hotel management at the School of Hospitality at Cadena Dominican Concord. This is where Brian’s interest in entrepreneurship is piqued.”
How to say “Sport”?
7. Your mother-in-law
You love your mother-in-law. Of course yes. That's why you live in fear that Trump's evil ICE agents will catch her at her job, the Panera on East 6th Street where she works every Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
God forbid they find her at her home, 55 MacArthur Blvd., Stockton, California. Latitude 37.96 degrees north. Longitude 121.29 degrees west. She sleeps in the bedroom facing east.
Oh, how terrible it would be if they found her.
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